Final Pleas (Mirandized)

Eve Torres

Final Pleas

Written: October 22, 2007

This past week, the 2007 WWE Diva Search was narrowed down to its final three competitors. Which one, though, will be the one left standing once voting comes to a close? Only YOU can make that decision. But before you do, hear the hopefuls out as they offer their Final Pleas.

Brooke Gilbertsen
Come on, guys. Don’t you want to see me on TV every week? I’m someone who will bring in 110 percent in whatever I do. I’m fun and energetic and would love to be your next Diva.

Eve Torres
Last week I proved that I'm the only one fit enough to really handle and throw around another human body. This week I will prove to the fans that I can not only hold down the laws of WWE, but I can have a little fun while doing it.

Lena Yada
WWE is about beauty, strength, athleticism, dedication, determination and, of course, entertainment. I could sit here and say we are all winners, but the truth of the matter is, it’s a competition and we’re here to win. Second place is the first person to lose. So vote for me and let’s win this thing together.

Now, it’s time. You have their Final Pleas. Which one will emerge as your next WWE Diva? It’s up to YOU.